when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(Source: pizza, via boyhoarder)

vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

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maltair:

all seven billion of humans on earth are living their lives right now

they’re sleeping and laughing and having sex and falling in love and crying and seeing wonderful things or awful ones and making new friends and getting sick and eating and walking and learning and breathing and dying they all have as complex lives as you do

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cokeflow:

when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god

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bepeu:

reason i want to be dog

• cute
• fluffy
• sleep a lot
• no exam s

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pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

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hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

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